Heartfelt sigh of relief Remember all the heart research that I did about angiograms, angioplasties and stents? Well, Friday was a day that focused on matters of the heart. My mother's heart, specifically. She underwent an angiogram and was told that her arteries looked fine, great, smooth and all that. The doctor said, "I wish my arteries looked as good as yours!"



(these images courtesy of The Acme Heartmaker)
Incidentally, Friday, February 15th is a good day for things like that, especially when the outcome is good. Then happy children who stop by the grocery store on the way home from the hospital buy flower bouquets with little sparkly hearts and pay deeply discounted prices, this being the day after Valentine's Day. The Heart Theme is right on topic.
My mother shared a couple of quips us. She turned post-procedure discussion of a little, er, clutter around the house into the following:
The doctor said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that the walls of your arteries are smooth. The bad news is that the hallways in your house are lined with placque."
and also this, quoting someone (maybe the writer Wallace Stegner?) What is a family? "Mutual ownership of closeted skeletons."
cunning linguists The Economist: The elements of style Using a zip program to conduct linguistic research.
ZIPPING, as any computer buff knows, enables you to compress a file so that it can be stored efficiently, or sent quickly over the Internet. But Emanuele Caglioti and his colleagues at the University of Rome-La Sapienza have found a more esoteric use for it. Using zipped files, they can identify the authors of documents and reconstruct the family trees of languages.
scathing and delicious: EnronOwnsTheGOP.com [via Daypop Top 40]

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Fax blasts for a good political cause, or Christian Love-Bombs Enron $380,000 pitch to Enron Bush campaign aide devised lobby plan [via MoreLikeThis]
ust before the last presidential election, Bush campaign adviser Ralph Reed offered to help Enron Corp. deregulate the electricity industry by working his "good friends" in Washington and by mobilizing religious leaders and pro-family groups for the cause.
For a $380,000 fee, the conservative political strategist proposed a broad lobbying plan that included using major campaign contributors, conservative talk shows and nonprofit organizations to press Congress for favorable legislation.

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